Strap Turkey
how does a lesbian couple artificially inseminate themself?
my g/f and i want to have a baby, but are strapped for cash as far as getting it done profesionally. she seems to think that the sperm from our gay friend will die as soon as it hits the air, and i have no idea if that is true. i suggested the "turkey baster" method, but she doesn't believe it will work due to this belief. i am not exactly thrilled with the idea of a "last minute insertion" of a man's penis into her vagina after he masterbates. i don't like the thought of him possibly having to thrust a couple of times in order to ejaculate, but have told her if that is what it takes then i guess i'll have to accept it. please, please, please help me find a better way that we all can be comfortable with this situation. serious answers please, as this is very important....thank you for any help with this matter.
My best friend just fell pregnant from self insemination, they used a pregnancy kit which consists of
Ovulation Test Kit - includes 5 days of tests so you can predict the most likely day that you can become pregnant
Oral Thermometer - so you can accurately chart your temperature
Temperature Chart - so you can keep a record of your daily temperature readings
2 x Sterile Specimen Jars - to aide in the collection of sperm
2 x 5mL Sterile Syringes (without the needle)
Pregnancy Test Kits - Which can test as early as the first day of your missed period
You just get your gay mate to ejaculate into the specimen jar then you use the syringe to suck it up & inject it into your partners vagina, & orgasm before you put the seman into her vagina helps increase the chances, after you have injected she needs to raise her vagina up in the air with her legs crossed, maybe place pillows under her bum,
hope that helps, if you need anymore info im reachable at beleasha_85@hotmail.com
good luck
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Crio Plus Choke Tubes - 12 Gauge Extended Turkey .665Manufacture ID: 67002Sporting Clays Choke Tubes are made from 17-4 stainless and precision machined to produce a choke tube that patterns better than standard choke tubes... |
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A special bag for wild turkey hunters, size 26' X 31" made of bright orange Ace netting, 1/8" mesh. It has a 12" hand strap. It is made with a strong, nylon drawstring and sliding cord lock for easy opening and closing. |
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